AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHposted Jun 5th 2010, 1:43PM
Mood: Delighted
HEY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh my god today i was like running around in the park and playing with those cute neighborhood squirrels you know how much i love them anyway judy walked by and i was like HEY JUDY and she was all like fred go away i'm busy and i was all like WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY and she was all like shut up and i was sad but this reminds me you know there's like this movie that i'm in and it's about me and it's called FRED THE MOVIE and it's going to be like incredibly amazing i mean it has me and i'm amazing and it has that girl from icarly you know the one who isn't carly she's the other one i forgot her name AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also there's this guy you know he was me before i was me and like he's kinda like a cool guy i mean you know he passed the ultimate test of being a cool guy because well i'm a cool guy and i'm like the coolest guy on the planet obviously and so like if the coolest guy on the planet thinks this guy is a cool guy then he must be a cool guy know what i mean anyway this cool guy who's cool because i said he is anyway he has like an insane amount of accounts and he doesn't want them all so like he's giving them away it's kind of like a charity auction i think i don't really know what that word means but anyway he made like THIS JOURNAL so he could give them away and like it would be really cool if other cool people adopted cool accounts from this cool guy and like it would make rainbows bloom out of the ground and it would be magical and all so like yeah
DO IT or i'll pimp-slap you with my pimp-slapping hand uh huh that's right you don't wanna get pimp-slapped by fred the pimp-slapping champion i should have a trophy
anyway i gotta go drink some laundry detergent so PEACE OUT HOMEDAWGZ!!!!!1!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
hey hey what are you trying to say coming up in my grill like that are you trying to start something homiedawg HAHA JUST KIDDING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no but seriously where's your sense of personal space i value my personal space i'm pretty sure that somewhere in the constitution there's an amendment about respecting people's personal space i think it's the 20th amendment or something i don't know i'm only six i've never taken history before and i don't want to because history is boring you know what school is boring why do i have to go to school kevin's there AND I HATE KEVIN
oh my god like who the hack are you supposed to be are you're a fast person who's an artist you know what i have some advice for you you should probably not draw so fast because then life would be more amazing and chipmunks would fly and beetles would sing and birds would eat tuna and i really want to see birds eating tuna don't you want to see birds eating tuna i really want to see birds eating tuna where was i i don't even remember anymore AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my gosh well aren't you a nosy person nosing your way into other people's business and by other people's business i mean my business i mean it's my business so step off HAHA JUST KIDDING sorry about that well i'm actually not doing anything right now because my mom took away my couch i really liked bouncing on that couch but i guess she didn't like it when i was bouncing on that couch so she took it away HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN MOM i love her but she's kinda mean but i still love her but she's also pretty fat i hope she doesn't hear me say that but i still love her
exhaust fumes what the hack are those like when you have too few of something you call that thing "fumes" is that how that works oh now i understand you'll have to excuse my unsophisticated vocabulary because i'm a kindergartner and am totally not a boy who passed puberty yet i don't know where everyone's getting those weird ideas from they're kinda weird don't you agree that people are weird i really think people are weird and i don't really like weird people unless they're cool weird people but how many of those are there
breathing what are you talking about what's that is that like oh never mind i can't think of a good comparison to make i'm only six you know how old are you mister i think you're 34 because yeah that's a really nice age for you to be you're definitely 34 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so what's it like being 34 man i wish i was 34 because i could do things 34-year-olds can that 6-year-olds can't like drive down to the mall and buy my little pony dolls i love my little pony wait why are you looking at me like that are you judging me DON'T JUDGE ME PLEASE just kidding i know you're not that type of person because you're 34 and 34-year-olds don't judge unless they're judges like in a courtroom are you one of those if you are where's your robe don't all judges have robes